chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist i’m imagining him alone in his...
songless: If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and actual logo: powerpoint: your secrets out EA
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
inkystars: doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins #the vegan always wins
confettistan: monlow: 2pissymagpies: eyelikeamagpie: murphels: smithcollins: how do i get a boy to like me??/?//? pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool Grab his hand and say “Run” as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in...
deanwinchesterwantsthecass: robbiebaldwin: shubbabang: Soap operas are so ridiculous “She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came...
kaciart: slackeremeritus: videohall: Scared kitten goes crazy > That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad. > I was not expecting it to be that good. I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”. *crying* I wasn’t expecting that at all.
vvierd: true embarrassment lies within your first email address
idaresayihavetoomany: its-always-funnier-in-enochian: timelord-castiel: rosskemp: do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding these are our struggles Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations The struggles of a man boo hoo thinking of my naked...
renkos: jackfrostftw: renkos: please flirt with me EEYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADEH dont do that
Okay, I think it's time for another Loki pic from...
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
[[MORE]] How can it still hurt this much so long after it happened? After the shitty way he’s treated me, over and over again? He doesn’t deserve a second of the time I spend thinking about him. So why can’t I just forget about him? If I could go back, I would have done things so differently. Ty, how could you do this to your dove? I don’t deserve this. FUCK.
Reblog if you don't think Loki is ugly
doctor-sherlock99: cobra-simmons: Trying to prove a point to my family how can you not think this guy is adorable?!?!?!?! How does this only have 8000 notes, come on people reblog the shit out of this
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
50shadesofwweh: Getting called cute by someone whos cute