fernacular:

awkwardbirds:

mccallientes:

mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

i still stand by my statement of merdudes with fancy scales and killer shark merladies

I too- stand with Chi on her crusade of bedazzled merman and scary merladies

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The merlady shouldn’t have gills if she’s a killer whale mermaid lady because whales are mammals and breathe air but I still love this

(via funkyjosuke)

markdoesstuff:

yoyo-inspace:

Here’s your yearly friendly reminder that this is Midsummer’s Day, the day both Lyra and Will goes to the bench in the botanical garden, to be as close as possible while still being so far apart.

thanks for ruining my day, satan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via pencreckles)

Rude

Rude

(via thefuuuucomics)

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

My life before I turned 18:

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My life after I turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21.

Um, I live in the UK?

Americans…

Americans stop, you’re embarassing the Americans who are actually aware that America isn’t the whole world

(via littlemisszuipperpips)

thndrzoid:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



I can’t even process this properly

thndrzoid:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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I can’t even process this properly

(via lokidindeed)

vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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(via thefuuuucomics)

(via bastille)

kirktastrophe:

weird-person1513:

asugarprince:

pilgrimkitty:

chocolatgoddess:

is that poseidon? 

Yes, it is most definitely Poseidon.

Poseidon’s got a fine butt

This is extemely beautiful

Poseidon’s also got a fine back like damn

(via keep-it-lo-ki)

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

(via officialroosterteethblog)

equality-not-revenge:

lucifernix:

aestheticstateofmind:

I’m reblogging this again because I love the message behind it and I think it needs to be passed on.

My mother let us choose. My brother and I decided that religion just wasn’t for us. She reacted neutrally and we were not baptised, nor did we make our first holy communion.My sister chose religion. She woke my mum up every Said “its time to go to church”. She was baptised at 8 years old when she was able to do it for herself, read the relevant parts herself, and knew the choices she was making rather than it being made for her. And she was so happy. Religion should be a choice, and one that you are fully consenting and happy to make.She’s now 12 and she still has the cross that was a gift at her baptism above her bed, and still reads her little bible from time to time. She doesn’t attend church any more, because she doesn’t feel that church is necessary to have a god. I am an atheist, as I have stated. But I’m here for her if she ever wants to talk to me about her religion and all things associated.That is how religion should be. For everyone.

This is such a beautiful message.

equality-not-revenge:

lucifernix:

aestheticstateofmind:

I’m reblogging this again because I love the message behind it and I think it needs to be passed on.

My mother let us choose. My brother and I decided that religion just wasn’t for us. She reacted neutrally and we were not baptised, nor did we make our first holy communion.

My sister chose religion. She woke my mum up every Said “its time to go to church”. She was baptised at 8 years old when she was able to do it for herself, read the relevant parts herself, and knew the choices she was making rather than it being made for her. And she was so happy. Religion should be a choice, and one that you are fully consenting and happy to make.

She’s now 12 and she still has the cross that was a gift at her baptism above her bed, and still reads her little bible from time to time. She doesn’t attend church any more, because she doesn’t feel that church is necessary to have a god.

I am an atheist, as I have stated. But I’m here for her if she ever wants to talk to me about her religion and all things associated.

That is how religion should be. For everyone.

This is such a beautiful message.

(via sassy-disney-prince-loki)

quite-violence:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

Hey, I have NEVER made a homemade face mask.

(via officialroosterteethblog)

the-problematic-sapiosexual:

Ben Barnes is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs

(via nil-opossum)

awkwardlara:

i was expecting this to end in death and sadness and now i’m pleasantly surprised that was adorable

(via nil-opossum)

whybenedict:

finallyseason3:

whybenedict:

how the fuck does someone almost “purred” in fanfiction. whenever i see that i magine they actually (almost) purred like a cat.

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wh ata the fjck

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