matecky:

blank:

Have you ever watched a tv show and wanted something a character has worn? There’s a website called wornontv.net that finds the exact clothes and lists them with where to buy them for a bunch of different shows (just a few examples: teen wolf, pretty little liars, the vampire diaries and even doctor who)!

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womanaconda:

ladyhistory:

dancewithmelampy:

dancewithmelampy:

The 16th president of the United States of America going out for a beer with his pals

Abraham Drinkin’

The 7th president of the United States gets audited by the IRS

Andrew Taxin’

The 14th president of the United States as a drag queen

Franklin Fierce

(via ninotc)

phyxiated:

rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”
On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 
Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 
This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

Im crying oh my god

phyxiated:

rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

Im crying oh my god

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haxonite:

robot experiencing human emotions for the first time

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incredibly confused and slightly frightened robot thinking theyre defective and running to their human friend asking what is happening to them 

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robot gradually becoming adjusted to human feelingsimage

robot worrying about not being human because they think it makes their emotions invalid but without knowing it are already the most human of all the characters because of how purely they feel everything and display their emotions

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thats-hella-raven:

thee-traveling-milk:

metallikato:

itsmerandi:

netlfix:

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.

JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify

(via amberwolf123)

dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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creepypasta-raven:

wellheyproductions:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

Kudos to these people for not laughing in these customers faces. They are much better people than me.

Ok how do you keep calm in these situations and not laugh at some of these people?

These just make me want to cry… oh god the stupidity

(via amberwolf123)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(via muserinatardis)

Llamas are giraffe sheep

asker

Anonymous asked: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

(via thefuuuucomics)

officiallyfresh:

This makes me so happy

(via alanadarkbloom)

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"
"no fadda"
"what did u seh to me"

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"

"no fadda"

"what did u seh to me"

(via shavingryansprivates)

its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

(via alanadarkbloom)

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(via kingdomlightsshine13)