Ever since the sharks learned how to fly
They were never satisfied
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Name: Kayla
Age: 19
Location: 'Murrica
Welcome to my madness.
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Some things you will encounter here:
Futurama~ Harry Potter~ Metal~ Zombies~ Grammar Lessons~ Animals~ Avengers~ Personal rants~ LGBT Rights~ Food~ Big Bang Theory~ Disney~ TOM HIDDLESTON~ Sherlock ~ Doctor Who~ Supernatural ~ LOTR ~ Legend of the Seeker ~ Funny stuff~ Stuff that I find funny that no one else does~ Your dead great-aunt's corpse~ Idk~
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via chryssiesweatshirt)
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself
(via chryssiesweatshirt)
If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
(via satans-codpiece)
May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.
Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?
So, four years ago this month, someone was wrong on the internet!
Do I know them? They look slightly familiar… can’t be though, they’re total nobodies.
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
(via paradoxsocks)
- What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
- What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed
(via paradoxsocks)
heaven
this is not heaven this is a picture of the ikea parking lot that i took on my way into work at about 8 AM
(via towritelesbiansonherarms)
Soap operas are so ridiculous
“She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how.”
superhero comics
doctor who
(via paradoxsocks)
Moon Moon wtf is your face
(via chryssiesweatshirt)
