why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
i still stand by my statement of merdudes with fancy scales and killer shark merladies
I too- stand with Chi on her crusade of bedazzled merman and scary merladies
The merlady shouldn’t have gills if she’s a killer whale mermaid lady because whales are mammals and breathe air but I still love this
Here’s your yearly friendly reminder that this is Midsummer’s Day, the day both Lyra and Will goes to the bench in the botanical garden, to be as close as possible while still being so far apart.
thanks for ruining my day, satan
My life before I turned 18:
My life after I turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21.
Um, I live in the UK?
Americans stop, you’re embarassing the Americans who are actually aware that America isn’t the whole world