June 1, 2012 / 8:46PM 123,795 notes

The best asks, ever.

  • 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
  • 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
  • 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
  • 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
  • 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
  • 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
  • 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
  • 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
  • 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
  • 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
  • 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
  • 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
  • 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  • 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
  • 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
  • 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
  • 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
  • 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
  • 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
  • 22: Which continents have you been on?
  • 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
  • 24: Backpacks or satchels?
  • 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
  • 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
  • 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
  • 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
  • 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
  • 30: The latest you've ever slept?
  • 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
  • 32: Do you pick at scabs?
  • 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
  • 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
  • 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
  • 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
  • 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
  • 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
  • 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
  • 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
  • 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
  • 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
  • 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
  • 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
  • 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
  • 47: City or nature person?
  • 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
  • 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
  • 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

ask or die bitches

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June 1, 2012 / 6:35PM 3,950 notes

That’s a good idea.

That’s a good idea.

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Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land mines, & still call yourself ‘pro-life.’

— John Fugelsang (via spencerbeck)

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June 1, 2012 / 2:12PM 3 notes

Finally realizing..

moseyposie:

That in 2 weeks, all the faces I’ve grown up with are going to be gone, and never together at the same time. So weird…not that I can even stand a quarter of them, but still. Lol

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June 1, 2012 / 12:04PM 112,405 notes

recklessmartyr:

somehowimstillbreathing:

That awkward moment when you actually play this with your friends.

It isn’t fucked up, it’s actually quite fun (:

I agree. This game is the best. :D

WHOA it’s on the internetz?! I should have known…

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June 1, 2012 / 9:58AM 26,203 notes

lustingforstars:

AHHHHHH

TINY TOOTLES

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May 31, 2012 / 8:50PM 13,222 notes

nellysketchesnstuff:

queenfancycat:

rainwhisker:


This lady dipped snails into water and dropped in a bit of food coloring and put the snails on paper and they created ART
SNART


SNART

SNART: the way to complete my blog.

SNART.

nellysketchesnstuff:

queenfancycat:

rainwhisker:

This lady dipped snails into water and dropped in a bit of food coloring and put the snails on paper and they created ART

SNART

SNART

SNART: the way to complete my blog.

SNART.

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May 31, 2012 / 6:38PM 17,900 notes

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May 31, 2012 / 4:33PM 50,419 notes

JUMP oh wait leg oh crap ohh wait got this sit down wait no don’t fit oh god falling SHIT

JUMP oh wait leg oh crap ohh wait got this sit down wait no don’t fit oh god falling SHIT

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May 31, 2012 / 12:17PM 149,953 notes

extreme makeover: home edition

  • girl: i kinda like horses.
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
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May 31, 2012 / 9:59AM 3,447 notes

When you find out a cute girl is gay

catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce:

syddlewiddles:

ladygagandlesbians:

Tongue girl

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May 30, 2012 / 8:47PM 31 notes

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May 30, 2012 / 6:42PM 2,798 notes

BIIIG KITTEH

BIIIG KITTEH

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May 30, 2012 / 4:25PM 16,903 notes

blameaspartame:

ceronprime:

My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff

your dad is good

This is beautiful

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